Date: April 21, 2008 @ 8:18 pm | Comments (0)
Forgive me if I botch this a little as I’m going from memory, (read it at work) but this gave me a chuckle.
“Does anyone in this room need to be dismissed from jury duty?” the judge asked the roomful of potential jurors.
A nervous young man stood up. “I’d like to be dismissed,” he said.
“And why is that?”
“My wife is about to conceive.”
Slightly taken aback, the judge responded, “I believe you mean ‘deliver’. But either way, I agree. You should definitely be there.”