This was definitely one of those WTF kind of dreams…

Scene: Nintendo Press Conference

Reporter: Mr. Miyamoto, some people are claiming that the remote-style controllers for your new Wii home video game system should actually be called Wii-motes. What do you have to say about this?

Miyamoto: Well, that is a cute name for it, but officially it is called a Wii Remote.

Reporter: And unofficially?

Miyamoto: Unofficially they are referred to as Strike Team Alpha!

Reporter: … Wha?

Miyamoto: That’s right! Each Wii-mote (it’s cute!) is actually a sentient device, awaiting my command to begin our hostile takeover!

Reporter: Hostile takeover!? Of what? Sony? Microsoft!?

Miyamoto: No you fool… The world! Bwahahahaha!

Yeah, sometimes I think I’m insane.